Living in the UK has many perks, one of them being the vast variety of people sharing the island.
Everytime I go outside I see different faces and different scenarios.
This time I was heading back from University with my copydex when I was stopped by a nicely dressed lady accompanied by another lady with a pram. They both looked sort of late 40 early 50. I couldn’t help but notice the thick layer of makeup on the lady that approached me.
“excuse me, excuse me”
I took off my headphones.
“Sorry, I never know if it’s right to interrupt someone when they are listening to music.” She smiled at me.
I smiled back.
“It’s alright-”
I was about to ask her what I could do for her, but didn’t have the time before she had started her pitch.
“We’re just handing out these little pamphlets about how it’s alright and good to trust the bible-”
She held out a little pamphlet with a man in a suit on the front, looking handsome and reading the bible.
“Eh,” I think I raised an eyebrow at this point, not entirely sure. But I didn’t let her continue her pitch.
“I’m sorry, I’m really not into that sort of thing.”
We thanked eachother for the time and went our separate ways. I had been tempted to continue my sentence with something on the lines of: “I feel that I can trust my own good judgment and morality and do not feel that ancient fiction that speaks of stoning to death and handing out women to be gang raped is really the sort of ‘morality’ I want to trust.” If she had continued, I would have ended it with: “I’m an atheist.” (Maybe I should get a t-shirt?)
Really, I’m sort of getting used to these religious fanatics trying to convert me. You have them screaming in the town square down in Broadmead almost every weekend about how we are all doomed to burn in eternal fire for buying clothes and games and for not focusing on Jesus.
I have had Scientology people handing me fliers in London which sort of freaked me out, but I quickly tore it apart into many million pieces (exaggeration) and felt the need to wash my hands afterwards.
What made this lady with the friend and the pram a bit different was the fact that they weren’t screaming in my face about how I’m going to be tortured forever in hell, but they were rather more ‘upper-class’ about it. To be fair, I was in an upper class area of Bristol when they approached me, so maybe they thought I was rich (Haha! No.).
Anyway! Sorry lady, but you have now been added to my box of characters that I will use in future stories. Don’t expect to approach me with silly stuff like that and not be used back. I’ve already sketched you. :)